Call Girl

July 28, 2009

I used to think that the "Call Me" text on my Blondie T-shirt was simply promoting a song, not making a suggestion.

Then I wore the shirt to the movie theater. I noticed that the eyes of the guys in the box office booth were directed at my chest. I thought that was my cue to redirect their attention to my face with the classic my-eyes-are-up-here line.

But before I could say that, one of them said this: "Give me your digits and I will."

Give me your digits?

Ummm... do people still say that? Seriously?

Curiouser and curiouser,
Allison Wonderland

Me, Myself, and Ay yi yi yi yi

July 6, 2009

Hi, all.

I have stepped into the contributor's spotlight over at Homofactus Press, publisher of the voluminous collection called Visible: A Femmethology. (I'm in volume two, fyi.)

In addition to my quirky questionnaire, I've also supplied - for your enjoyment - an author photograph, in which I am perched piquantly on the nifty cow stool that stands in a corner of my kitchen.

So click on over and check me out.

Curiouser and curiouser,
Allison Wonderland